June 2010
3 posts
Clocks (or an amazing idea in perfect form)
I wish to get lots of clocks when I’m older. A ridiculous, stupendous amount of clocks. In fact, to be precise, I wish to have one thousand, four hundred and forty (yes I know normally for numbers that big you write them just as numbers instead of words, but I felt that writing it out like that created more dramatic impact at the number of clocks. Just look at it. Think about it. One...
Noses and fire should not mix
So basically, the rizla game is the most stupid, evil game in the history of all time. I hate it so much. For those who haven’t played it, it goes a little something like this.
Attach a rizla to your nose.
Light the bottom.
Blow it out before the fire reaches your nose.
However, unfortunately for me, my friends are bad bad people. It went a little something more like this
Attach a rizla...
